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İşsiz kalan metin yazarı 
İşsiz kalan metin yazarı Travis Broyles, Craigslist’ten iş avına çıkmış. 
Direkt olarak bu mecradan ne kadar verim alabilirdi bilmiyorum ama bu post bir şekilde bir takım reklamla alakalı blog’larda (Adamlar Yapıyor’da olduğu gibi) sahne almış. Espiriden anlayan bir blogger görmüş post’u anlayacağınız ve ünlü etmiş. Kalabalıklarla, daha doğrusu hedef kitlesiyle buluşmasını sağlamış
Ben çok güldüm, sanırım bir kreatif direktörün de hoşuna gitmiş olacak, post Craigslist’ten kaldırılmış. Dün oradaydı bugün yok. Sanırım metin yazarımız artık işsiz değil. Yaratıcı adam hemen kendini belli ediyor canım… 

PS: Tercüme olmadığı için affedin, bütün metni çevirecek zamanım olmadığı gibi tercüme ile kaybolacak espiriler neticesinde metnin bir anlamı kalmayacaktı. 

My name is Travis Broyles and I will do whatever* you want me to do for less money than whoever you are paying to do it now.
Below is a list of just some of the things I can do. I do want to stress that I DO ANYTHING so email me if your requested service is not listed here.
Things I Will Do For $5:
Stare at you for 5 minutes
Give a hug to the person of your choosing
Call you on the phone and seem genuinely interested for 10 minutes
Draw your face on a balloon
Sing Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week” from memory to the best of my ability
6 minutes of copywriting
Things I Will Do For $10:
Write your new theme song
Perform your new theme song on your voicemail
Spin until I throw up or you lose interest
Rename your Pokémon
Host a conference call with you and a person that you’ve always thought was cool but never really got the chance to hang out with, you know?
12 minutes of copywriting
Things I Will Do For $50:
Break-up with your boyfriend or girlfriend
Help you quit smoking (I’ll call you every day for a month and yell “HEY DON’T SMOKE”)
Tell the person you like that you think they’re cute and what if you had sex together?
Try my best to fly in a public place for an hour
Make you a really great profile picture
1 hour of copywriting
Things I Will Do For $100:
Tell your kids which one is actually your favorite, and what the others could do to improve their standings
Fight someone much smaller or girl than me
Email you a list of 250 things I like about you (need access to any and all social network accounts)
Clean most of your house and apologize for the things I didn’t
Deliver 5 fully cooked DiGiorno pizzas right to your door (5 mile radius from my home)
2 hours of copywriting
Things I Will Do For $1,000:
Host an event (will not host anything racially insensitive, i.e. human being auction)
Give a PowerPoint presentation on team building to your business and/or extended family
Rename your children
Build you a cardboard car and make vroom-vroom sounds while you drive it
Star treatment for a month (I’ll hide in bushes and take pictures of you)
20 hours of copywriting
Things I Will Do For $100,000:
Yell your name every time I wake up for the rest of my life
Change my political and spiritual leanings
Screen all your phone calls for five years
Recreate the best day of your life (or worst, whatevs)
84 straight days of copywriting *BEST VALUE*
If interested, email me at
*Prices and tasks are subject to negotiation. I will not murder or steal or perform a legendary murdersteal. No rapes, and the sex has to be unrelated to the payment, like “Oh, after you’re done cutting those trees down, do you want some lemonade?” but the lemonade means sex, mostly.


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